If you look really closely at the photo above, you'll notice that the stuff on the first three shelves is actually hanging off of the shelf just a little bit. (I'm learning photo editing software but, until I figure it out, you'll just have to imagine that there are spiffy arrows pointing to the bottom of the oil, the spices, the salt and the twine holder).
WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTO OF "SPICE GUTS" BELOW.
It was an ugly scene. It left a scratch on the countertop. I thought about drawing a little chalk outline of the glass and roping off the area with tooth picks and kitchen twine, but decided that it was better to dispose of the body and clean up the mess before anyone else had to witness the carnage. Clearly, something had to be done. I'll spare you the photos of me emptying the cabinet onto the island and going to Target, the Container Store and Sur La Table. Let's just skip straight to the "After" photos: